Originally Posted by
The Quiet One
On my commute, there is an old geezer who yells "get off the street" at me whenever he is outside. My problem is what to say back. I usually just laugh, but I was thinking something like "eat my bike shorts" or "bite my crankset" might liven things up a bit. Any other ideas?
Try, "Jesus loves you" or " I like jelly doughnuts"