Sorry, both cider and doughnuts are hip now, hipster.
Nooo! I have never been referred to as a hipster. A nerd, certainly.
I am on a slippery slope now.
I also drive a diesel VW, ride a touring bike, like coffee, drink craft beer. I do not listen to music (I will listen if someone else puts it on, but I do not actively seek out music), I did see Elton John and Billy Joel in concert! I listen to CBC/NPR. I wear loose clothes (when I have to wear clothes) since I have huge thighs, a booty and want more kids; usually dress pants (I find quite comfortable) and a button up, or dungarees. I wore flannel until the early 2000's, they were work clothes. No tattoos or mustache.
Except for the VW I got 3 years ago everything above has defined me for 10-15 years. I almost exceed the max arbitrary hipster age of 35.