I can certainly appreciate all the "bumpersticker" suggestions, there's humor in there for sure. What I'm looking for more specifically are short & to the point "educational" statements to let the car drivers know that I don't need to get off the road, I have as much a right to the road as they, that they have the responsibility to pass safely, and that "share the road" is not a directive for them to try to get us both in the same lane at the same time!

I mostly can't seem to sum up in 3 words instruction that they need to wait patiently behind me until they can pass safely and legaly with a wide berth. Most people don't know what berth is. I don't just want them to think they're being nice, I want them to know that it's the law. We really don't have any other avenue to reach these motorists we encounter every day to educate them.

Thanks for the suggestions, keep them coming!