So I'm in Germany right now and when I return to San Diego next month, my wife wants to buy me a new car. I've been driving a 1991 Honda accord that's had many problems and is kinda crappy. I should be excited about a new car, but I'd honestly rather get a new bike instead.

How can I convince my wife that a new bike is a better idea, even though I need a car for work? Maybe I can convince her to get me a car and a bike. Looks like I got my work cut out for me.