I hear calls for two assessments of cases coming in through the ER, so I mosey down stairs to see what's up and whether it pertains to me.
From across the room, I see the first dog and think: boy, he looks demented. Turns out he fell down the stairs a few days ago and hit his head and has been loopy ever since.
Then on the other side of the room, I see the other dog and think: boy, he looks wasted. Turns out he is, ate the owner's marijuana stash.