Thanks Jared. I'm actually not really stupid. I'm mostly joking here. I've just been wanting a new bike for a year and getting a new car instead is practical yes but a bit of a letdown.
And of course i'm going to get a job asap. I could work at my old job when I get back but my wife told me to quit because, well it's Outback Steakhouse.
All in all I'll probably have a new bike by the end of the year. I'm just not patient.