Originally Posted by
surfjimc
After five pages of this I have concluded that: 1) The OP will successfully build the helmet of his dreams and 2) He will then use it to win a Darwin Award.
I thought OP was specifically avoiding the use of the above bold and underlined word that should no be mentioned. Didn't we agree to go with "pancake adornment"? If not, then I'd like to suggest "pancake adornment".