Originally Posted by 3alarmer

..."having a bird" here references paying 28 bucks for a pasture raised chicken, piecing and marinating it for a couple of days,
and then producing something on the order of either coq au vin or a clay pot roasted extravaganza, with roasted carrots,
onions, potatoes and other good things in the same clay pot. Or barbecuing it on slow charcoal if it's too hot in the house.