FF/Wylde - Ooh Graston. That's fun. So much fun. I loved the sound of the scar tissue cracking. It's such a pleasant sound.
MDcatV/Creatre - I agree with Creatre on the suicide issue. There are a lot of things that can be going on in someone's head. I try not to judge.
Hack - The LBS is likely going to go through Scott. If it's just the fork, they may just send you a replacement fork, which would be a quick and easy swap.
As for Robin Williams, he filmed a movie out here a few years ago and did a lot of the local rides. People who rode with him speak pretty highly of him as a person. A buddy of mine had just moved here around then and ran into Williams at a stop light. My buddy didn't recognize him at first and they started chatting.
My buddy: "I just moved here from Virginia Beach, so I'm not used to riding these hills, and I don't really know where I live."
Williams: "Well, I'm here visiting from Northern California, so I don't mind the hills. But I don't know where you live either."
(I've heard the story several times.)
Then the light turned green, and they went on their separate ways.