Hopefully the following statement doesn't anger the puncture gods.
I haven't had much need for patching lately (a year or two prior to this summer). This past weekend was spent camping on a friend's farm for a music festival he's been throwing for a handful of years now. I brought my MTB for transportation and general shenanigans (I need to ride in the woods more, man it's fun). Sunday am I grabbed the bike to head down to the house for some water. Flat rear. Shoot. Replaced the nice tube with a heavy Kenda later in the day, but I'll be patching the original soon.
That will make the grand total of patches for all 12 of my wheels exactly...one.