Originally Posted by
Atakuweh
I'm not sure I can afford all the razors either given how much I've spent on bikes and bike gear. I'd rather buy more high-quality beer for after my rides.
You might get a waiver for this one.
Rule
#96 : No spitting
Under no circumstances shall a rider turn his head to either side and project a mouthfull of the nasty stuff that coagulates within his mouth into the air. Said nasty stuff must either be swallowed, or the rider should pull over to the side of the road and project it safely away from the cycling surface.
Ride off the front like Jens Voigt and this shouldn't be a problem
Rule
#97 : No bells or whistles
Only the sound of your rear hub should be used to announce your presence.