Wait a minute.

You dislocated your shoulder. Why are you going "under the knife". That 'aint good. Did you tear your rotator cuff (did I miss something in this thread?).

If you haven't been knocked out for surgery, you'll like that.

I know for sure I was talking stupid in the moments before I konked out. I had the whole surgical team in tears of laughter. It sure made me feel popular. It was like being in one of those weird dreams where you are at a party telling jokes and everybody is laughing and you look down and notice that you are completely naked (but everybody else is fully clothed). Yeah, that is exactly what it was like.

My fear is that I did something worse like farting or something while I was out. According to my wife, that would be par for the course.