Originally Posted by oboeguy
I forgot to mention that if you shave, you could rub / put on that warming stuff pros put on their legs (or even just a layer of petroleum jelly).
flashing to the early scenes of withnail and i - 'you're lying.
you've got antifreeze' . . . actually, the horse-liniment route might be kind of uncomfortable and attention-getting if jeff doesn't have showers where he works.