Hahah ok ok very funny. Look, if you really know how to remake the loop would you mind contributing to the community?
Looks like this:

make a loop an push it through near side

pull on inside part of new loop to drag the stitchd part through to the top

take that new loop, fold and push down through far side

pull outside part of strap till the stitched bit flips through again

there.
Took me 2 min. to "unloop" my strap and figure out how tie the loop back. then 5 min to upload the pictures and type this worthless post out
Maybe try thinking and acting before fighting and complaining next time