Just the thankful he's not trying to fix his bike in your neighbourhood Scrod, you might find yourself having to unfix it so you can fix it ... oops, I'm being negative and unhelpful.

DScience, getting ****ty simply because you don't like the advice given or how it was given isn't going to get you anywhere. Sure, you can try other forums and it's possible you'll get more help. You are very unlikely to find anyone as willing to share his considerable knowledge as Scrod (as even a cursory browse of this forum should show) and, to a lesser extent, some of the other people you've tried to insult. Mate, if you act like a dill, you'll get treated like one. You can either stop acting like a dill or you can storm off in a huff. Of the two, the former works best on ALL forums, not just this one.