Sorry Buddy can't help you there. The response "have you ever tried picking up your teeth with broken fingers?" would probably not work on this occassion.
Some people say "don't get angry - get even", though I'm not sure how you would because he would end up giving you the sack, which I'm guessing you don't want, as you would have already left long ago.
Hell, just put laxatives in everything he eats and drinks, sit back and enjoy work!
You didn't get that from me.