Why do I need a bike that weighs less than 25 lbs? BAH!
I remember one guy who used to post on usenet, about how he would ride his old, crummy bike and blast by roadies...etc. If he's that strong, great.... then get a road bike and race! Someone would love to have you on their team!
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You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. That's great...if you want to attract vermin.