Sorry, but this pseudo-competition always makes me laugh, just a little. I mean, I can see wanting to improve because maybe it means you're more fit. But hey, King of the Segment? Really? Relax, enjoy life. Maybe I'm just old and tired and in the way, and I know for sure my opinion is worthless.
That makes two of us. I call it y*nking your cr*nk. (Not you, him.)