Didn't you know, Starbucks is an anti trade union anagram for SCAB TURKS. It's a money laundering scam fleecing corporate America and Canada and Brittain. Did you know Starbucks are not allowed in France? Think about it.
I like my coffee dark and simple. A little like me. Starbucks always tastes burnt.
Having said that, There's nothing like starting a ride with a shot of espresso.