Originally Posted by
cyccommute
The Dazzler® joins the other fine products in the Ixon line of training devices including the Popeil 'Bed Of Nails'® saddle...based on patented Vlad the Impailer technology...which makes saddle sores a thing of the past. Remember, if you can't sit down, you can't get saddle sores. And the very popular Ronco Bladed Tape® which uses embedded razor blades to encourage a light grip on the handlebars. And who can forget the Cinelli Death Pedal®? 'If you can't take your feet off the pedals, you won't stop pedaling.'"
They had to get one of the German engineers to actually ride for hours over here to understand just how stinking uncomfortable the stock BMW saddle was to get them to believe what the Americans were saying. Before that, they all thought we were girly men because they could ride to another country without a problem. After that they realized a motorcycle capable of being ridden 1,000+ miles in a day needed a saddle that was better that the stock one that was only good for a couple hundred.