Thank you all...Best reading I've done in a while.
I had to check thrice for the original OPer...Was certain there would be questions about wheels that stop after like 10 meters while touching the frame when my left foot is on the right [or wrong I guess] pedal because the cassette is broken, a $20 carbon handlebar replacement for a $400 professional wheelie/stoppie bike on which I only jump somewhere between 15mm and 15m while my forks make "a noise" and must be broken but the noise stops and the wheel works if I loosen the axles on my QR bike that the bike shop can't fix and won't help me anymore...
But it doesn't matter because online posters are just a bunch of 8-year-olds who don't know anything so
aAnd don't ask me to look it up, don't be a dork and just help me with the vast information I give you!
[Anyone else miss that guy?]
Back to the OP, ebola is far better than mountain bike girl cooties...
(Remember, I'm 8 years old)
Thank you all again...