You people are amazing.

In July I bought Armadillos and within 35 miles got a flat (pyramid shaped chunk of wood I didn't see in the rain and darkness). Ran my wet-softened fingers along the inside of the tire to see if the offending material was still in it and sliced open two fingers. By the time I finished changing the tube and remounting the tire, the puddle under me looked like a scene from Psycho.