it was peaches and cream this morning until i came tire to tire with an impossible female SUV driver!... i'm very close to my building when this SUV catches up with me and stays close behind me. she doesn't pass me although there's nobody else on the road. because i work at a hospital, i decide to give her room to pass me in case she's in a hurry. so i mercilessly shove myself close to the gutter and the mud and the dirt, still wet from the rain that's just stopped. she finally makes up her mind, catches up with me and passes me ever so slowly, taking her sweet time. and because half her SUV is in the opposite lane, all the mud and dirt from the middle of the lane is splattered all over me along the way... aaahhh