I looked at the Hooligan, but I don't see how I could fit it with fenders. And I think that some bike-loving people might pelt me with rocks if they saw me riding a Hooligan with fenders. (o:

You, Sir, caused me to spend an evening reading that thread.

But it was worth it, so thanks for the link. Here are some of the models that I liked (those with an asterisk are bicycles that are discontinued, or not available to me unless I fly my private jet to my estate in Asia):

alizé 16 bonnet noir *
sugimura progressive *
KHS P20 and F20R
seven mini
demonchaux lafeyette *
soma *
sillgey
bike friday tourist
amanda
billion
Louis Garneau LGS-MV Cargo
spinburn solo
bannard
Origin8 Bully