Would you be so good as to rephrase that, or explain it without double negatives etc?

Clearly you are not the only one who thinks I'm implying eBay is financially responsible to me, but that's never been my position.

In my last communication with eBay, the cover-your-ass department (they call it "customer service" for no obvious reason) the rep told me: if I can get a letter from the USPS confirming they delivered the package to someone other than me, they, eBay, would refund my money. I told the rep I did not want a refund. I wanted them to leave the status of my transaction, and my "case" open; so I would still have the option of leaving the seller feedback, or to have them step in should this ever prove necessary. This did not seem so outlandish to me. But you know me well enough that my naivety will not shock you.