If that was the view out my front door, a FAT bike would be parked in the garage. Good thing is that there is a slim to none chance that I would be greeted with such a sight looking out any door or window of our house. It's a rather nippy 64F right now and getting ready to go out for a 5K, have some breakfast, air up the reassembled Paramount's tires and hit the road for 50.

Will be thinking about you-all while I'm sweating away the calories. Honest I will.