It's cold. It's frozen. The hoses are in the shed, and the spigots are turned off and covered.

Meanwhile, your bike is full of salt, sand, and black side-of-the-road snow sludge goo.

Where do you go to keep your ride looking (and operating) civilized?

Pressure washer/ coin op car wash?
Unfinished basement?
Your bathtub/ shower?
Warehouse/ shop at work?
Drag it through a snowbank?