All right, I'll bite (keep in mind, I've been car-free for over a decade)...

My sport bikes:

LeMond Buenos Aires (700c) #1 sport bike
Torelli Corsa Strada (700c) #2 sport bike*
Soma Smoothie ES (700c) All-rounder; rain bike

My Touring Bikes/ Townies:

Trek 820T (650b) All-rounder; touring bike
Panasonic CB620 (650b) Fully restored, unbuilt frame; possible (awesome) replacement for my Trek 820.
Univega Rover 10 (650b) Soon to be for sale (built to clear out spare parts, but I'm having too much fun riding it at the moment).

Bikes that are leaving:

Bridgestone RB-2 (700c) My first road bike, restored; currently for Sale.
LeMond Tourmalet (700c) Soon to be for sale (built to clear out spare parts).
Univega Rover Sport (26") Soon to be for sale (built to clear out spare parts).

Restoration projects:

Bridgestone XO-3 (26") Ongoing, with patience.
Trek 930 (26") Pending, with love. (My old MTB from my college years, and my only bike for over 14 years.)

* This is a 'rotating' position; that's to say, I'll eventually sell this one and buy another 'grail' frame, ride it around for a year or two, pass it on to a new rider (sharing bike-love, you could say), and replace it with yet another. I figure there are so many truly amazing frames out there, I could swap them out yearly and never tire for projects.

I figure I'll have it down to five bikes by next summer: the Buenos Aires, the Soma, the Panasonic, the Trek 820T, and whatever replaces my Torelli (I'm thinking maybe a Countach or a Merckx). Someday I might replace my Trek 820T with a 'proper' touring bike, say, a Koga or a Milholland, but it's done well in that role so far.