Finally finished the whole thread, what a lot of great, creative names (megalowmatt, I haven't watched a ton of King of the Hill, but I always remember Mega-Lo Mart, hilarious!)

My name is Reuben (always hated it, wish I could go back in time and tell my kid self "you can choose a nickname of BEN, dumbass!"), and when I was playing video games in the 80s I guess I thought I was pretty Rad. I remember playing Jumpman and Beachhead on my (paper-route-money-bought) Commodoore 64, but I don't remember how any video game had a high-score board that allowed any more than 3 initials!

And the picture is me and my wife. When we were in Maui, we took one of those tours where a guy drives a van loaded with tourists and bikes to the top of the Haleakala volcano, and then you coast down for a few hours. At one point we stopped where there was a nice ocean view and the tour guide snapped pictures for everybody.