I can top that: STAPLER - FTW!

Seriously, I have the same problem with leg warmers unless I put them on before I put on my shorts. That way I can hike them up as much as possible, and I find they don't droop as easily. That being said, unless I know it'll warm up enough during the ride that I'll need to take them off mid-ride, I'll opt for tights - every time.