Well, that guy looks like a fruitcake. Fruity jersey, helmet pushed back on his head, helmet straps sticking out, front brake caliper is open, expensive comfort bike with a 2 foot tall headtube and he probably has a 15mph average, his pale calves are soft but still bigger than his thighs. He has no quad muscles at all. Newb alert. At least he doesn't have a potbelly, I'll give him that much
