Originally Posted by
heaver
What's better, being lazy or being a hypocrite?
Good to see you're setting the bar high for yourself. Why try to be at all productive or interesting, amirite?
Anyway, your numerous shortcomings aside, I'll retract my original advice - don't get the BAMF. See if you can find a big wheel forum online and see what they recommend. I think the simplicity and ease of maintenance on one of those is much more your speed.