Actually, speaking of ugly bikes - this one was my second bike (found the image on the web) and MAN did I forget how fugly that thing was, especially in orange. I loved it though, until I sold it and bought a Peugeot 10-speed in about 8th grade. *sniff*
I mean... just LOOK at this thing. It had a Raleigh IGH, so 3 speeds and a sort of over drive. Apparently it was indestructible too.