Originally Posted by grolby
The other bike is a black Austrian Sears three-speed bicycle. It has rusted-up spokes and rims, a rear fender that is clearly held onto the stays by duct tape, and a front mudflap fashioned out of part of a plastic water bottle and lots and lots of duct tape. It's pretty much a complete piece of crap. Theft proof.
Where are you? UMASS? I'll take a ride up there with my camera just to get a picture of this

I love bikes like that. Even better are the apocalyptic, Mad Max-looking bikes!