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Old 02-18-15 | 10:08 AM
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My first encounter with the vermin was in a park and I was riding my MB 1 under some trees to leave the park. I heard a rustling in the leaves above and then something brown dropped in front of me and my bike went bump! I had run over it! And when I turned it was *****ing me out with malice. Ever since then they have darted at me using things like cross cross patterns, two squirrels working at the same time across trails and the "I just ran under your forks beotch!" freak.They are out for me! Be afraid be very afraid!
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