I'm just posting here to troll a bit. I'm older than I was. I'm fatter than I was last summer but thinner than I was around the holidays. I'm trying to work off my slowness.

So far this year I've ridden about 580 miles. Today is the first day over 50 in the New York City area. I've got about 10 inches of snow outside my window, so until it finishes melting, I'll probably be on a bike with fenders.
Last night on the MUP, I wen through a lake complete with little icebergs of snow. My shoes and jeans got wet, but it could have been worse --- frozen!