i know youre probably a freshman lib arts student, so i'll cut you some slack here, but building a wooden frame isnt going to make you any less corporate. that is, unless you also plan on making your own wheels, tires, handlebars, chain etc etc.

I also hope the wood you make your bike with is all organic, renewable, pesticide free and chopped down from your back yard and then replaced with a baby tree. cause if not that's bad for the environment brah.

or of course, you could always just go to a local mom and pop frame builder and have them braze you something proper, but that costs $$$