Dear Penthouse,

I was minding my own business when my Pinarello suddenly gave me the eye. You know the one. The one that says "ride me." So I did. Hard. And it was everything I thought it could be. I never knew I could be so satisified. The only problem is, what should I tell my Bianchi and my Cervelo? Should I say anything, or keep it a secret? Should I make it a threesome? A foursome? How does that work? Please help.

Best Regards,

Addicted to Bike Porn