It's kinda like complaining that Thomas Edison's light bulbs don't fit a standard socket.
you mean…they don't? D'oh! Man, am I behind the times.
I've used my Park double tool to remove my Stronglight crank a couple of times. Wrapped a few wraps of plumber's tape around the threads. It worked.
But I finally bit the bullet and bought the correct one from J. Stein tools.