Yeah. I'm pretty Boring. And I'm also too serious. Ask anyone here who's known me for a while.

If I take the stick out, I won't stand up strait. 'Cause you're trying to say I'm to stiff.

Which, you know, what ever.

But at anyrate, I'm not really up for debate. What's funny here is anytime one lady puts a picture up, several other male types fall over themselves, hot, bothered, and ready to trot.

I mean you saw the reaction to your photo, and I bet you that if I hadn't called foul, you'd have a train of PM's and "Your hot's".

Now, if the photos is really you.. (which by the way, the burden of proof is on you) I've got a deal.

And I make good on my deals (Ask Rancid, 165, No Tengo Coche and a few others)....

I'll #1, apologize (here), #2, send a 6 pack of beverages of your choice to any address you state (so long as you're 21) and make an offer for lunch if you're in San Diego..

Now, how do we settle this "deal". One picture, (of your face this time), with a local newspaper (current) and a track bike.. or fixie. Post it here, and it's that's the offer.

Call me on it. I'm one to apologize if I'm wrong. But, if you saw what I saw, you'd probably wonder just as I am. And given people's penchant to live vicarously through others on the net, you probably understand the point of view.

Anyway. It's on the table. Put up, or.. well you know.