Originally Posted by
ThermionicScott
The cheapest alternative, of course, is to realize that human skin is remarkably water-resistant and that there are no verified cases of potential witches melting into a puddle when doused.

That's funny! When people around my work marvel at me riding my bike in the rain, I tell them I have the superpower of not being harmed by water. I even occasionally strip down and step under a flood of hot water on purpose!
Here in San Diego I don't have much rain to deal with. I like FB's garbage bag idea, it would go well with the plastic shopping bags I carry as emergency shoe-covers in case of surprise rain. Other than that, on rainy days I wear a cheap, sturdy raincoat that is basically solid plastic, not breathable at all, and leaves me almost as wet from sweat underneath as if I didn't have a coat.
One of these days I plan to buy a packable
Ikea Knalla rain poncho, and I bet that will be awesome. If it would only ever rain around here...