For years I've wanted a Schwinn bike with Columbus Tenax frame but could never afford it. My desire was so bad that I started contemplating the thought of building a FAKE, but my better angels always won out...I didn't want to be labeled as a fraud. But my lust was never satisfied,..always wanting, always refusing,...a constant struggle between good and evil. I eventually went to a therapist, spending thousands of dollars to be cured, spending months in the chair discussing my inner demons, and their unnatural desire for a Schwinn Tempo with Italian flag color scheme. Finally exhausted and uncured, I stopped going to therapy...I started trolling bike forums delving into Schwinn bike porn to satisfy my lust, night after night, hours upon hours, Super Sports, Circuits, Preludes, Pelotons, Tempos, I couldn't get enough...And then as if a heavenly epiphany befell me, I stumbled across this thread. All this time, and through all these struggles, I thought I was different...alone..no one understanding my insatiable appetite, but alas, I'm not alone..THERE ARE OTHERS LIKE ME. There's hope and I'm going to get better. I just know it...

Update: I'm feeling better. I just ordered a couple hundred bucks of red, white and green paint this morning.