Haven't heard much yet this season since car windows are still up...but here are some comments (good and bad) from last year.
"get out o the road"
"get off to the side"
"get on the sidewalk"
" F--- YOU!" (caused him to miss the green light)
"Go daddy go"
"ha ha ha you better pedal faster"
"I LOVE YOU"
" You're only going 12 miles per hour, sir. That's better....better...better...32 miles per hour sir!" (his speedo must be off)
Still waiting to get clocked in the back of the head with a beer bottle. Had a car whiz by me about 60mph the other night on a back road...came real close but I noticed the driver kept it in a straight line as the car sped out of sight. It's the slow drunks and texters that worry me more.
Don't let the losers with low self-esteem get you down. Ride on.