[MENTION=350383]crank_addict[/MENTION], I'm definitely going to hit up a Goodwill and give it a looksie before I decide what to do. I've looked at a few "full picnic sets" complete with all the plates, wares, etc. that I like--would just have to figure out a way to mount it.
So regardless, I think I know what I want. Just need to make a stop and see what there is before I make the decision on which route I'll take. Two roads diverged in a yellow wood and all that.