Originally Posted by Masque

My dear friend. My dear, lost friend.

Never give up chocolate.

Chocolate is not the enemy. Chocolate brings strength. It breeds character. It helps your body, it helps your mind, and it helps your spirit. Do not give up the chocolate.

Give up the sugar.

Want to go from 30% body fat to 15%? Step one: Go from 45% cocoa to 80+%. Learn to love chocolate for what it is, not for the sugar that they cloak it in.

Generally speaking if you're paying less than £5 for the bar, and it has less than 70% cocoa, you're buying a product that is made of disappointment - not in sweetness, but in thigh circumference later.

Learn the names Cluizel, Amedei, and Pralus. Learn of Criollo, Forestero, and our most beloved Porcelana.

Learn the truth of chocolate as you work toward the truth of your physical form.


Do not give up chocolate. It would never give up on you.