Ladies, if you've read this far then please close your browser. Definitely not for the fairer sex.

So my ninckname is "Nanchos" because when guys see me in the locker room they'll say, wow you bought a burrito but where are the nachos.

Now this has many benefits except in cycling. And I've notice two problems.

1) when riding in the drops, it's down right painful. It doesn't matter where I put it:left/right up/down after 10 minutes it's numb down there.

2) I look ridiculous in bike shorts. It looks like a baby's arm holding an apple down there and everyone just stares.

Any suggestions?

2) is just me being self conscious but Its still a problem for me.