Originally Posted by Mumonkan

today i stopped at the store omw home from work, as im walking in some toothless wonder rolls up on a walmart mtb with 2 flats carrying a busch tallboy in one hand, asks if i got a pump

being the lovable humanitarian i am, i do, and help the dude out. as im bending down, the bottle that i put in the side pocket of my bag falls out and cracks.

whats what i ****in get for helping people.