or the one with a $10K tri-bike and 20% body fat wobbling all over the place while moving at 15 mph in his/her highest gear. It's getting near tri time here in the big city. They are out in force on the major trail in the area.

Interestingly, some J.A. passed my on the right in a bike lane today and then cut left across my bow, forcing me out of the lane and into traffic--on Bike to Work Day no less. He looked like Shaggy from the Scooby Doo show. As he went buy I yelled "I'm on a mother f*&@in' bike!" I hope he crashes and knocks his teeth out.