[MENTION=330288]Hbrown[/MENTION], remember that time you freaked out and threatened to crush our collective souls at that velothon in Philly? That's the sort of thing the guy you're complaining about would do. Food for thought.
How did that go? I actually genuinely hope you enjoyed it and were inspired to enter some real races as a result, they can be quite cathartic if you're dealing with a lot of heavy stuff in your life as you seem to be...