This is the most hipster thread I've ever seen on bikeforums. It's amazing that anyone thinks that anyone else cares what you don't own. Just making the statement in public "I don't own a cell phone" without someone asking first is the height of narcissism.
I haven't watched any broadcast TV for something like 25 years now either, but I don't really talk about it, because I realize that NOBODY CARES.
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